AskMewtwo150

Greetings, human. I am... Mewtwo. I am a clone of Mew, though do not wish to be addressed so. I also do not wish to be here, but my current trainer is rather persistent. I still haven't found a way to make her release me, yet, even through my constant mistrust. I hope I will not have to move on to the begging... it rather distorts my image.
Admin: Okay, that's enough, Mewtwo. You've probably already scared everyone away. So, people, this is an account where you, er, ask Mewtwo questions. I will advise you not to, uh, offend him. He gets all grim and serious and gives you this creepy death glare that gives me the chills. I dunno about you. Actually, now that I come to think of it, he's always glaring at me. I wonder why...?
Now, I am going to go and... er... ask my friends what the heck I'm going to do with this.